Four married guys go fishing.
First guy:
“You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
house next weekend.”
Second guy:
“That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new
deck for the pool.”
Third guy:
“Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her.”
They continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they asked him.
“You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”
Fourth guy:
“I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing or Sex” and she said, “Wear sun-block.”
