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“You just stand there by the ‘end road work’ work sign and direct folks through the orange cones”, says the veteran. “But I’m not sure I can do that, that’s a big responsibility to carry for a lot of people”. “Sure you can, it’s a simple job, they’ll get the message”. After the rookie contemplated his job a bit more, he decided to go the extra mile and called up several organizations to make sure his job would be done perfectly. After the veteran came back from lunch, he noticed the orange cones now had vip labels printed on them. Confused, he followed the path to the pothole they were fixing only to be met by hundreds of angry protestors all with “End Road Work” signs.

So there we were, in a grocery line that felt like an eternity, when this dude totally bulldozed into my pregnant wife and our cart. I was about to lose it, but she had a different, epic plan up her sleeve. Spoiler: Karma’s about to get real. When I was a kid, my mother had this saying: “What happens, happens.” I didn’t know how true it was until much later. I didn’t like letting things go. Trusting in karma didn’t seem like the best plan when you could take matters into your own hands. I mean, how often do you actually get to see justice in action, right? That was until I met the love of my life, Karol, who, as it turns out, would give me a front-row seat to how the universe had its own idea of balance. Just married couple embracing | Source: Unsplash Let’s go back to the beginning: I met her when I was still figuring out life at 26. She became the best part of my day, every day, and I like to think that I became much more chill thanks to her. Maybe that’s not true, but I think she changed the way… CONTINUE READING…

My husband and I bought our granddaughter a wedding gift from her registry. She reached out and accused us of being cheap after getting the wedding present. Now, she is upset and threatens to cut us off because we didn’t give her the cash gift that we presented to each of our grandkids a day before their wedding. An elderly couple | Source: Getty Images I’m in my 70s, a proud grandmother to five amazing grandkids: three women and two men. I adore my grandkids and often show up for them emotionally and financially. Whenever they have celebrations or hard times, they know that they can count on me. Grandparents with their grown grandkids | Source; Getty Images The youngest of grandkids, Eloise, got married last October. My husband, who is also in his 70s, and I have a tradition for our grandkids. We buy a small gift from the wedding registry, usually the cheapest item, and then, the day before the wedding, we give them a check for $40,000. We hope they’ll use it for a house, but it’s ultimately their choice. We also ask them to keep it a secret, considering our large family. Until now, everyone has… CONTINUE READING…

So, you want to build those muscles? That’s great! Building muscle requires a person to commit to regular strength training for a long period of time, with no shortcuts unfortunately. However, you can make this process more efficient with the right nutrition and workouts. If you want to avoid wasting hours in the gym, keep reading. While most people want to build muscle for aesthetic reasons, there are so many health benefits too, including: You can learn more about the benefits of strength training here. Gaining muscle, known as muscular hypertrophy, requires some serious strength training. Strength training causes microscopic tears in the muscle fibres, which sounds scary but is actually a prerequisite of growth. As the body repairs these tissues, they get bigger, and when this is repeated again and again this results in visibly bigger muscles. While all strength training will help to increase strength, there are certain ways to train that will maximise muscular hypertrophy. Read on to learn how to shape a strengthening workout plan that will help you to gain muscle, as well as some of the different approaches you could take. You can also click here to jump straight to the example workout plan for… CONTINUE READING…

The original poster stated that his stepdaughter’s wedding was set for August 3rd and emphasized how much of her and her mother’s lives had been taken up during the previous six months of preparation. “I say her mother because we’re not married, even though we’ve been together for ten years,” he explained of their relationship.  The man went on to describe his extensive financial assistance to his stepdaughter, which included paying $40,000 in tuition even though she was enrolled in public school. He also mentioned that he got her a car after high school to make it easier for her to commute to and from school. When he calmed down, he got up from his chair and said that he would like to toast his ten years as a member of the family.  What worried him most, it seemed, was how his stepdaughter treated him as opposed to her biological father. OP revealed that she occasionally saw her biological father re-emerge in her life and that she had a strong bond with him.  The stepfather revealed that his stepdaughter still loved her biological father and wanted his presence in her life, even though he did not provide financial or child… CONTINUE READING…